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Payback Oil

Payback Oil

$ 9.95

A lesson I think most of us are taught in life:

When you purposely do malicious things to others, you never know what retaliation they have in store for you. So you better think twice about how you treat others, or simply be prepared to accept whatever hell they unleash upon you.


In other words, “Don’t expect me to be Gandhi after you’ve spit on me.”


Actually, that’s the exact premise behind this Get What You Deserve Oil.


F**k You x 100!!

It's a magick oil that’s meant to cause swift and powerful reaction to your offender’s foul action.


It causes confusion, worry, troublesome emotions and just bad luck in general. Your target will feel like shit, but the people around him or her won’t be affected. In fact, the people around him will actually feel stronger.


Try this…

I’ve only used it in situations where I’ve been at the receiving end of unwarranted abuse. (Not physical abuse.)


One person was a (former) friend who stole some cash from me.


I used this oil and that very night their toilet sprang a horrible leak and flooded their whole apartment with 3 inches of water. Their laptop just happened to be on the floor and it was ruined.


Two days later, hmmm...their truck blew the head gasket — $1,500 in repairs.


After that, I stopped paying attention. But I heard through the grapevine that their life was pretty miserable for a good 6 weeks.


And no… I don’t feel the least bit of regret.


Use: Use a black candle (any candle is fine, but you can choose a figure candle if desried). Write their name on the candle, along with the word, “Punished.”


Anoint the candle with The Oil while visualizing all of your angry emotions. I like to talk to the candle while I’m giving it an oil down, just kind of cussing it out and telling it that’s it’s going to be very sorry that it messed with me. And while you’re in the mood, impale that sucker with a stick pin.


I do not imagine any particular punishments, because the energy of The Oil is that they’re going to get what they deserve — no more and no less.


Now light the candle and know that as the candle burns the target’s life is growing genuinely uncomfortable. Burn the candle maybe 15 minutes a day until it’s burned out.


Take the candle remains and toss it in the trash. The end.



10ml roller bottle.

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